Jack of all Trades – 276


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If the upper layers and lower layers inverted, the weaker monsters would be in the lower layers. Well, that was what seemed obvious to me before we came here. Not only me, but the rest of the party thought so too.


However, we soon realized that it wasn’t the case.


“Daniela. It went over there!”

“Got it!”


We reached the center without much trouble. There were some typical dungeon monsters like Minotaurs and golems, but they went down easily. It was my first time seeing a golem. Daniela and Manager killed it before I saw much, though. Apparently, there was a trick to doing it.



“Lemon! I’m coming!”


Like that, we killed the monsters, advanced, became annoyed as they kept coming, and then finally reached the center. It was a large hollow chamber with a door on the far side. The whole thing seemed to scream ‘here is the way to the core.’ However, things were not so simple. A giant centipede was lying in front of it.

Clearly, it was a guardian.




It was dark now that the sun had gone down. And I was in a hurry. I rushed past the others and cut the centipede in half. And then it became two. This might sound confusing, but I understood it. Damn it. This was going to be troublesome.


I cut again and they multiplied. Soon there were twenty of them. Even though I know I shouldn’t, I couldn’t help it when Lemon was in danger. I wanted to freeze them all with magic, but…look, I’m not saying I used up a lot of magic while showing off and freezing the entire room earlier…


“Can’t you do something!?”

“We only have swords! Maybe with a blunt weapon…!”

“Blunt!? Like a great hammer!?”



I see. Crush instead of cut. It was so simple I don’t know how I missed it. But we’d never fought monsters like these before. 

Still, that made things easier. And so I made a hammer with ice magic. It was a simple weapon in design. But it had a decent weight that my current status and level were able to manage. I made four of them.


“Use these!”


“It-it’s so…heavy.”


It seemed like it was a little much for Lemon. And so I made another one that was closer to a sledgehammer and gave it to her. While she was still a little shaky, she seemed alright with it.


“Crush their heads!”


The others nodded and scattered. As we were four people in a square room, we each took a corner. I picked up my hammer and ran to my side. Seeing the writhing centipedes made my skin crawl, but I wasn’t particularly scared of bugs. You know, I quite liked tarantulas and whip spiders. But nevermind that… I swung down on the first centipede that caught my eye. The floor didn’t break. The hammer didn’t break. The centipedes head exploded in a wet mess. As the hammer was quite large, it partially crushed a nearby centipede as well. Thankfully, it stayed intact and did not multiply.

And so I raised the hammer again in order to finish it off, but the barely intact centipede was faster. I gave up, let go of the hammer and lept forward while creating a sledgehammer in one hand. Then I swung down and crushed it. The sledgehammer was much easier to swing. However, it did require a little more precision.

I looked over to Lemon to see how she was doing. She must have been good with her hands because she was adeptly killing centipede after centipede. I sighed. Still, I wasn’t going to get any better by doing that. What I could do was use Jack of all Trades, Master of None and try and copy her movements. It was easy to do that if you had the basics down. I see. Yes. It’s all in the waist, huh? Interesting. This might affect how I swing with a sword as well. I felt like I just gained a level.


After learning this, I continued on my centipede squashing rampage. They didn’t breathe poisonous fumes or use magic. They just multiplied. This might have been hard if I was alone, but thankfully, I had friends to help me.

Once I was done, I returned the hammer to mana and looked around the room. The others were also finished and leaning on their hammers while they rested. No one was injured. That was pretty great, considering this thing had been a guardian.


We rested for a while after that, and then I suggested we gather the proofs of the hunt. However, that dream was crushed, just like the heads. There were no fangs to be recovered. And no one wanted to spend time gathering the legs.


“Perhaps…the carapaces. It can probably be used as materials for something.”

“Hmm… Yes, since it is so late, we should just take them and then rest for the day.”


Daniela suggested. And so I flipped over the centipede at my feet and slid Ashikirimaru in between the stomach and back. Needless to say, it was a horrible experience, but it came off rather cleanly. I tried tapping it my sword and it seemed quite hard. They hadn’t put up much of a fight against my hammer and sword, but to be honest, mine were better than your average weapons. You couldn’t just go to a weapon store and buy them. But that was what it took to cut through these. And since there was a lot, they could fetch a decent price. Maybe they would become armor for some newcomer Adventurer.


“Alright, let’s take the undamaged ones!”

“And then we can have dinner.”

“Leave the corpses in a single corner when you are done. I do not want them close to the tent.”


I got my hollow bag from Lemon and slung it over my shoulder. We would need the tent soon, and I felt bad for making her carry it all this time. We then split up again and began to carve out the materials. After all, while it wouldn’t happen immediately, the corpses would eventually turn into mana and disappear…

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7 Comments Leave a comment

  1. I’m truly curious if we are ever going to get an MC who isn’t an idiot and yet isn’t given insane OP powers from the start. Oh and isn’t also a sociopath. I mean we would only need to increase Asagi’s IQ by about 30 points and he would make a pretty good MC.

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